There are two good things about all this Twilight nonsense. We always get a good soundtrack and kids are reading books again. After that, it becomes annoying very quickly. I'm going to make lots of little girls cry, but vampires are supposed to scare the shiz out of you, not stand there all glittery with a pouting expression on their faces. Those aren't real vampires.
I saw the first movie, and I can unquestionably proclaim that Edward Cullen is a total douche. Real vampires should be creepy dead-looking bald guys that look like Mr. Burns.
Nosferatu could kick the crap out of Robert Pattinson.
Real Vampire (see below)
Douche (see below)
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