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Edward is a douche.

Vampires are not cute lil pin-up boys.

There are two good things about all this Twilight nonsense. We always get a good soundtrack and kids are reading books again. After that, it becomes annoying very quickly. I'm going to make lots of little girls cry, but vampires are supposed to scare the shiz out of you, not stand there all glittery with a pouting expression on their faces. Those aren't real vampires.

I saw the first movie, and I can unquestionably proclaim that Edward Cullen is a total douche. Real vampires should be creepy dead-looking bald guys that look like Mr. Burns.

Nosferatu could kick the crap out of Robert Pattinson.

Real Vampire (see below)


Douche (see below)

VAMPIRES...

real ones don't sparkle... The End

Let me see your 1, 2, Step!

I've just returned from the greatest vacation EVER. My best friend, Nicolette and I decided to venture out a little and go on a singles cruise to the Caribbean. Hot Damn! We had the best time and will DEFINITELY be going again. One of the ports that we stopped at was Limon, Costa Rica. We explored the town and chatted with the locals.Kamas, Nicolette and I. I love these girls!!We met so many amazing people. Jennifer, Greg, me, Nico & Dustin hanging out after dinner.During the days at sea, we would spend most of our time at the pools on the liddo deck
We celebrated Halloween while on the cruise. Nicolette was a sexy snow bunny and I sported the Miss Krueger get-up again. Richard and Mike were roommates on the cruise and were so fun to hang out with.Dinner time was always nice to meet new people and enjoy some delicous food.We sampled the escargot one night and it was actually pretty good.The girls at dinner. Nicolette, Kamas, Lara and I had so much fun together.Our last port was in Colon, Panama. We went with the singles group to a beautiful beach resort for fun in the pool and a yummy lunch. It was so beautiful there. Stew, Nico and I at the beach resort in Panama
As we were leaving Panama, we were able to hold the cutest little monkey!

This is my dance partner, Dustin. We tore it up on the dance floor every night!

Jen, Lara and I on the last night of the cruise. I didn't want to leave. Everyone was so great and I met so many wonderful friends.Adam, Maurice, Nicolette and I enjoying the last night on the cruise.

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT SPRING UNTIL WE CAN CRUISE AGAIN... CIAO!