He sees you when you're sleeping...

So... BE GOOD!!!

Diabeetus!

I came across these today and they made me smile.This one isn't my favorite, but it's a good starter

A cute kitty that looks like Wilfred Brimley. How could such a thing happen?

This is just plain scary.

I like this one because Wilfred is using his disease to pick up chicks.

As you enjoy your holiday season, watch out for Wilfred Brimley. Control your appetite for sugar.

Something to help your holiday...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Edward is a douche.

Vampires are not cute lil pin-up boys.

There are two good things about all this Twilight nonsense. We always get a good soundtrack and kids are reading books again. After that, it becomes annoying very quickly. I'm going to make lots of little girls cry, but vampires are supposed to scare the shiz out of you, not stand there all glittery with a pouting expression on their faces. Those aren't real vampires.

I saw the first movie, and I can unquestionably proclaim that Edward Cullen is a total douche. Real vampires should be creepy dead-looking bald guys that look like Mr. Burns.

Nosferatu could kick the crap out of Robert Pattinson.

Real Vampire (see below)


Douche (see below)

VAMPIRES...

real ones don't sparkle... The End

Let me see your 1, 2, Step!

I've just returned from the greatest vacation EVER. My best friend, Nicolette and I decided to venture out a little and go on a singles cruise to the Caribbean. Hot Damn! We had the best time and will DEFINITELY be going again. One of the ports that we stopped at was Limon, Costa Rica. We explored the town and chatted with the locals.Kamas, Nicolette and I. I love these girls!!We met so many amazing people. Jennifer, Greg, me, Nico & Dustin hanging out after dinner.During the days at sea, we would spend most of our time at the pools on the liddo deck
We celebrated Halloween while on the cruise. Nicolette was a sexy snow bunny and I sported the Miss Krueger get-up again. Richard and Mike were roommates on the cruise and were so fun to hang out with.Dinner time was always nice to meet new people and enjoy some delicous food.We sampled the escargot one night and it was actually pretty good.The girls at dinner. Nicolette, Kamas, Lara and I had so much fun together.Our last port was in Colon, Panama. We went with the singles group to a beautiful beach resort for fun in the pool and a yummy lunch. It was so beautiful there. Stew, Nico and I at the beach resort in Panama
As we were leaving Panama, we were able to hold the cutest little monkey!

This is my dance partner, Dustin. We tore it up on the dance floor every night!

Jen, Lara and I on the last night of the cruise. I didn't want to leave. Everyone was so great and I met so many wonderful friends.Adam, Maurice, Nicolette and I enjoying the last night on the cruise.

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT SPRING UNTIL WE CAN CRUISE AGAIN... CIAO!

My brief time as a mascot...

...was not smiled upon.

Instead of Marge Simpson, how about...

...EH??

Friends - Please take note

Friends and Family, now is the time to start planning ahead for my next birthday party.

Take note

Disney/Marvel

By now you've all heard of Disney buying Marvel. The debates will roll on as to whether or not this was the right move for child friendly Disney. I personally think it's AMAZING and will turn out to be brilliant. I came across a very creative gallery of pictures to show what the Disney/Marvel merger effect will be on some of your more traditional Disney princesses... I think I like them better than the originals, BY FAR:)

Lauren's WAY hotter

Eyes are up here, Humphrey!
I have always hated this picture. Humphrey Bogart is shamelessly looking down Marilyn Monroe’s dress right in front of his girlfriend Lauren Bacall-who is way hotter, as far as I’m concerned!

Take THAT, ya little monsters!

My fine feathered friends strike again! Excellent work

The Lake of Bears

Last weekend, a group of friends drove to Bear Lake for a night of camping bliss. It ended up raining the entire night. Some say rain is a restful, soothing sound. I beg to differ. I didn't sleep at all, but that could have been attributed to my clogged nostrils. I'm pretty sure it was the rain though.

We spent a whole 10 minutes playing at the lake. There was a baywatch dive, a hilarious faceplant, a mooning and a discovery of some boots. And then we left.

My leg hair grew an inch...

Randah, Tricia and I spent this last weekend at Randah's parents cabin in Victor, ID. It was one COLD trip, but very enjoyable.We went white water rafting on the snake river and opted for the sexy wetsuits since it was supposed to be pretty chilly on the river. Glad we wore them! It ended up being FREEZING!!After our rafting adventure, we spent the afternoon exploring the Hole which belongs to Jackson. There were so many great stores and the atmosphere was very relaxed.Saturday we went on a long hike which lead to some wind caves. It rained almost the entire time, but it was so fun! We had a blast and got a good workout at the same time.The caves were so rad, but scary because it was pitch black. There were lots of little tunnels to crawl through, but my fear of small spaces held me back.This picture was taken in the dark. You can see by the fear in my face that a zombie could possibly be behind us...
Thanks to Randah for hosting an incredible, fun-filled, relaxing weekend.