I told him to duck...

....after I threw the dart at him. Not my fault he got in the way of my board. This is why I don't like most kids, they ruin everything!

Shirtlessness Delight

Tasty! Now this is what I'm talking about!
If you like men that look like men, with a little bit of fur, do I have a website for you! Squarehippies.com, for women and gay men who are sick of the overly manscaped. Hats off to Ryan Reynolds for being a sexy beast and keeping some of his appetizing man fur.

CHICKEN TETRAZZINI!

It's Still a FELONY! On Friday, I was able to see Joel McHale, the host of The Soup, for a 2nd time this year. He performed at A-Brave-Anal Hall. We had great seats and he was just as funny as ever! It always makes for a good weekend when you get to see the brilliant Joel up close and personal.

GOD BLESS JOEL MCHALE

Do It! DO IT!!

DO IT, KID!! LISTEN TO THAT VOICE IN YOUR HEAD!! IT'S JUST A WIFFLE BAT!! IT WON'T HURT........MUCH!!

Etiquette Tip for the Day

Never attempt to cop an unauthorized feel by employing an otherwise acceptable move, including any of the following:

• A lingering hello or goodbye hug
• A protective arm flung across the front-seat passenger's chest
• The "here, let me help you fasten that seatbelt" reach
• The Heimlich maneuver for someone who isn't choking
• Digging for popcorn at the bottom of his empty bag

We've got a BALLA in our midst

Landon's 1st coach pitch baseball game was last night. What an amazing little player he is! He knows exactly what to do. When to throw, when to hit, and when to run and he's only 5!! Plus he has some mega skills going on. He's definiltey going to the pro's. Chipper Jones, you'd better watch yo back!
I don't think I've seen the kid happier then when he is on the baseball field. I'm excited to watch the rest of the season as the little Milwaukee Brewers go undoubtedly undefeated.

Does Wolverine suk, or blow?

DEPENDS OR YOUR PERSPECTIVE.
Who cares, go see it anyway! Reason? It should be seen on the big screen, its an action movie... cool stuff blowing up and hot men. ALSO, it will leave theaters quickly..cause it aint that good. AND Star Trek will be in theaters for months... because its that good, so no hurry.