BRITTANY

Getting ready for the weekend!

2011-05-19T09:11:00.002-06:00

A shoutout to all the Hipsters out there!

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2011-05-10T09:15:00.001-06:00

Thor is kinda awesome.......for women who like men who like men that like women and everyone inbetween

i'm not going

2011-05-02T08:53:00.003-06:00

Who's excited for summer??

2011-04-26T09:19:00.004-06:00

My cute little niece, Kadence, tried on her new swimsuit this weekend. Doesn't this make you excited for summer?

Watch Conference!

2011-03-30T08:37:00.000-06:00

it's all right there, people!

2011-02-10T08:11:00.002-07:00

so blessed

2011-01-12T10:59:00.004-07:00

I know how hard life can be. Trust me, I know it. I've been in the firey furnance before and it's horrible. But I believe first hand in the power of faith, humility and patience. I believe in a God who watches out for me. I've been so blessed with the amazing people God has put in my life, old and new. I'm humbled by the unconditional love they have for me. I will have patience, but I'm so excited for what the future holds.

Romans 5:3-5... "we glory in tribulations also: knowing that tribulation worketh patience; And patience, experience; and experience, hope; And hope maketh not ashamed; because the love of God is shed abroad in our hearts by the Holy Ghost which is given unto us."

My heart is full with the love of God.

Have a very Merry Zombie Christmas!!

2010-12-23T09:41:00.000-07:00

...just think about it...

2010-12-16T15:26:00.000-07:00

For Harry Potter fans

2010-11-29T10:26:00.003-07:00

Star Wars fans are not happy that Harry Potter is now the most successful franchise in film history.

How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse - PART 3

2010-10-22T12:38:00.004-06:00

Location can be everything. If you're in a small Iowa town where everyone is heavily armed, it's even possible that the earliest stages of the zombie attack is repelled outright. If you're in a city, move. Seriously, if you're in NYC or Los Angeles, do you think there is any chance of you living? Really? Stay out of the cities. Don't even take the interstates on the outside of them if you're heading for safety.
If you have a quality vehicle, like a hummer (military, not yuppie douchebag wannabe civilian version) that's ideal, but a van is good if it's a conversion van, to maximize space, but make sure to weld cages over the windows and secure the vehicle in case it's unavoidable to break through a group of zombies.
During the initial outbreak, if it's low level and you have the van and your friends, be sure to fill the gas tanks, and use extra. It's much better to fill the van out via funnel on a back gravel road than to find a town overrun by zombies. Constant gun fire around a gas pump with the approaching undead is never a good idea.
Above all else, the Boy Scout motto sums up surviving the initial outbreak: Be prepared. If you are prepared, you are more likely to "get lucky" and survive. Let's not beat around the bushes: you have to be at least a little lucky, but if you can survive the initial outbreak, your chances of finding a place to survive go up exponentially.

stay tuned for part 4

How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse - PART 2

2010-10-15T14:33:00.002-06:00

Have a plan. Know where you are going to go. Forget the myths about zombies walking under water. They don't have the coordination to swim, and the gases in dead bodies would force their bodies to float. An island is the best place, but don't just think oceans. There are tons of great isolated lakes in places like Alaska, or Ontario, Canada. Find one, preferably with a lodge that requires boat or float plane to get in, and even more preferable, on an island. Thirty miles away from the nearest road is great, being thirty miles from the nearest road and on an island is optimal. Having a lodge or old fishing camp allows basic cover in the harsh winters. Have friends, only the closest ones you trust, know where this place is, and how to get there avoiding major cities.
Which brings to the next point: a small well armed group has a better chance than you going solo. Choose your closest like minded friends, the ones who have a chance. We all like big fat party animal Steve, but at 350 and with only bright Hawaiian t-shirts it's just not a good idea to include him. All of you should have a plan of where to meet and where to go if an outbreak takes place-both with advanced warning, but also where the survivors can rendezvous briefly during a sudden outbreak to get out of immediate danger, and then proceed together.
With all plans in place, always pay attention to any weird news. Don't be like too much of America: so obsessed with MTV and American Idol that you miss all your signs. The initial outbreak will give you a short time to act before it grows exponentially. Acting early is crucial.

stay tuned for part 3

How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse - PART 1

2010-10-08T10:14:00.005-06:00

Surviving the initial outbreak is key! There are many movies and how to guides out there about how to survive a zombie attack, but they always glide over the initial (and perhaps most critical) part of surviving when the zombies come: surviving the initial outbreak.

The first part of surviving an outbreak is having your pre-outbreak preparations. You hear a scream and there's your next door neighbor munching on granny's brains - quick, what do you do? Everyone says they'd be prepared, but really, are you? There's no guarantee that the infestation will start on one coast and work to another. You may have a couple days of warning, or you may wake up and have to immediately fight for your life.

There are several things to consider for your pre-outbreak preparation. For one, do you have a basic survival kit and zombie killing weapons close by? A kit should include a fire arm you're familiar with, extra ammunition, and a non fire arm weapon. A machete is the best choice (military second hand, NOT cheap wal-mart), though a hatchet or butcher knife is also good, and easy to carry without slowing you down. You want a basic first aid kit, some jerky, matches, maps, etc. Everything you have should fit in a tight fitting knap sack that isn't too heavy. You may have to rough it.

Stay tuned for PART 2

Best news I've heard all day

2010-09-14T12:05:00.004-06:00

New World War Z movie has the Pitt!!

One

2010-09-09T16:21:00.004-06:00

I am blogging this as a nice reminder to myself...

"I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do."

-Edward Everett Hale

summer = boating time!

2010-08-24T08:30:00.006-06:00

boating is my favorite thing to do during the summer. relaxing in the sun... lounging and chatting on the boat... wakeboarding until your legs start shaking... airchairing high in the sky... tubing until your neck is kinked... and most important, spending time with family and friends... here are some highlights from this summer: Kassie is my "little sister" from the Big Brothers Big Sisters program. i was so excited to spend a whole saturday together for our activity. she loved trying wakeboarding, knee-boarding and riding the tube.Dani and Adam came up to the lake with me one saturday. i don't get to hang out with them very often anymore so it was nice to spend a day together. Landon learned how to wakeboard this season. he got a new wakeboard for his birthday and was a very quick learner! he was up and bunny-hopping the waves in no time. what a proDallin showed everyone his mad airchairing skills. he's a natural on that thing and so fun to watch!My dad trying to out do Dallin on the airchair. almost... but not quite. he's still above averageTracy surfin' the wakeImproving my jumping skills on the wakeboard.One saturday was girls boating day. randah, susan, tricia and angie graced us with their presence. we had so much fun!! it was really nice to have all the girlfriends back together.The tubing was intense, but such a blast. hold on! i just love these gals! it's been a great summer so far and i'm hoping for more before winter rolls around.

Congratulations!

2010-07-02T11:09:00.004-06:00

My good friend Nicolette married her sweetheart last Friday, June 25. I was able to enjoy the special day with her, her family and friends in Houston, TX. She looked absolutely radiant. I've never seen her so happy. I wish her and Mark an eternity of happiness.

I can't think of a way...

2010-06-22T16:05:00.002-06:00

...to make this picture more creepy.

MORE reasons BP needs to be punished for the oil spill

2010-06-04T12:00:00.000-06:00

okay.... NOW I'm mad!

Atlantis Shuttle Launch

2010-05-26T11:45:00.000-06:00

On May 14, 2010 at 2:20pm EDT, Space shuttle Atlantis launched into space from Kennedy Space Center in Cocoa Beach, FL. Atlantis had a successful 12-day, 4.8-million-mile mission to the International Space Station and landed today (5/26) at 8:48am EDT. This was the 32nd and final scheduled flight for Atlantis.

This was a once in a lifetime opportunity that I was able to experience. I have a friend that works as an engineer at the NASA Johnson Space Center in Houston, TX who invited me out to Florida for this event. He was able to swing some VIP passes for us! The general public viewed the launch from 6 miles away, but we were able to watch it from 2 1/2 miles away which was incredible. Launch site up closeOn the VIP bus driving to Kennedy Space CenterBefore the launch, we explored the exhibits in the Kennedy Space Center. So many cool things to see32 seconds before launch!

Atlantis takes flight!Because we were so close to the launch site, we could feel the vibrations during take-off

Only Gonna Break Break Your Heart...

2010-04-15T14:22:00.001-06:00

Just got back from another cruise... Yes ANOTHER cruise. I'm becoming an addict! It was an amazing and horrible vacation. Let's start with the bad news. My friend Mike had a diving accident at our beach party in Cozumel, Mexico and is now paralyzed. It was a horrible day, but he is continuing to recover. He is staying at the Bellevue Hospital in New York. I was just told today that he is starting to speak and move his shoulders a little. I pray for him constantly that he'll make a full recovery and be able to walk again. People are so generous and have donated copious amounts of money to help pay for medical bills. Get well soon Mike!!Lara, Mike, me & Billy relaxing on the beach in Miami a couple days before the ship left. I can't wait to go back. Miami is crazy!The Girls on the lido deck. If we weren't exploring a Port, this is where you would find us.The Crazy boys. Love them! Lara, Kristina & Me shakin our tail feathers at the Disco.

Leaving our last port, Cozumel. This is the view from our Balcony suite. It was heaven! We are already booked for the Halloween cruise this year. I can't wait to be out at sea again. Only 6 more months!

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!

2010-03-31T15:29:00.000-06:00

Awesome.

I went to see Hot Tub Time Machine with a friend this past weekend and wasn't quite sure what I'd think of it. We went because we needed a girls night and heard that the movie was quite funny. And it was. What's not to love about a time travel movie that places a bunch of forty-somethings back in the year 1986, when they were in the prime of their lives? Lot's of 80's music, fashion, pop-culture and nonsense provide excellent nostalgia. (Anyone remember the bright-yellow cassette Walkman?) It almost feels like you've actually gone through a time warp watching John Cusack running around a 1986 party at a ski resort. You almost expect a kid to show up and say, "Where's my two dollars? I want my two dollars!" It helps that the movie spends plenty of time making fun of itself - The scene where they realize that their hot tub turned into a time machine is the best. Supporting performances by Chevy Chase and Crispin Glover complete the sensation that you are lost in the 80's along with the cast.
Oh, it's stupid; don't get me wrong. Poop, pee and sex jokes abound. It is rotten, funny and one hell of a good time! Go see it!

FINALLY

2010-03-03T16:13:00.000-07:00

I was finally able to see Elton John & Billy Joel is concert a couple weeks ago. It was a long time coming, having bought the tickets in January 2009. Excellent show. Those two men are brilliant artists & performers. I couldn't have asked for a better concert. Best one to date

HAPPY ZOMBIE VALENTINE'S DAY!

2010-02-12T11:56:00.000-07:00

I LOVE YOU, BUT WHEN THE ZOMBIES START CHASING US... I'M TRIPPING YOU FIRST

Send em' my way

2010-02-05T12:32:00.000-07:00

I'm tired of dating cocky idiots. Where have all the hot geeky fellas gone??

BRILLIANT

2010-01-22T11:21:00.000-07:00

I came across an amazing photography site today: http://www.glassbrain.com/. Matt Glass is an incredible photographer and I love his beautiful murderous style. This was my favorite photo. I could look at it all day...

I LOVE this... and I don't know why

2010-01-20T15:03:00.001-07:00

I mean... just look at this little guy's face! Is he running from the lion? Did he just hear it behind him? Why is he in the lion's proximity?

I have stared at this picture for hours with both amusement AND puzzlement

Let's just put this to rest right now...

2010-01-11T08:45:00.001-07:00

ANYBODY who thinks that Chris Pine is NOT Captain Kirk, look upon this and weep. Cleary he has the motivation to spread his seed thru the galaxy as Shatner did before him. So suck it, haters!

He sees you when you're sleeping...

2009-12-23T11:59:00.001-07:00

So... BE GOOD!!!

Diabeetus!

2009-12-08T13:59:00.000-07:00

I came across these today and they made me smile.This one isn't my favorite, but it's a good starter

A cute kitty that looks like Wilfred Brimley. How could such a thing happen?

This is just plain scary.

I like this one because Wilfred is using his disease to pick up chicks.

As you enjoy your holiday season, watch out for Wilfred Brimley. Control your appetite for sugar.

Something to help your holiday...

2009-11-25T16:08:00.000-07:00

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Edward is a douche.

2009-11-19T11:12:00.000-07:00

Vampires are not cute lil pin-up boys.

There are two good things about all this Twilight nonsense. We always get a good soundtrack and kids are reading books again. After that, it becomes annoying very quickly. I'm going to make lots of little girls cry, but vampires are supposed to scare the shiz out of you, not stand there all glittery with a pouting expression on their faces. Those aren't real vampires.

I saw the first movie, and I can unquestionably proclaim that Edward Cullen is a total douche. Real vampires should be creepy dead-looking bald guys that look like Mr. Burns.

Nosferatu could kick the crap out of Robert Pattinson.

Real Vampire (see below)

Douche (see below)

VAMPIRES...

2009-11-13T08:23:00.000-07:00

real ones don't sparkle... The End

Let me see your 1, 2, Step!

2009-11-03T10:04:00.001-07:00

I've just returned from the greatest vacation EVER. My best friend, Nicolette and I decided to venture out a little and go on a singles cruise to the Caribbean. Hot Damn! We had the best time and will DEFINITELY be going again. One of the ports that we stopped at was Limon, Costa Rica. We explored the town and chatted with the locals.Kamas, Nicolette and I. I love these girls!!We met so many amazing people. Jennifer, Greg, me, Nico & Dustin hanging out after dinner.During the days at sea, we would spend most of our time at the pools on the liddo deck
We celebrated Halloween while on the cruise. Nicolette was a sexy snow bunny and I sported the Miss Krueger get-up again. Richard and Mike were roommates on the cruise and were so fun to hang out with.Dinner time was always nice to meet new people and enjoy some delicous food.We sampled the escargot one night and it was actually pretty good.The girls at dinner. Nicolette, Kamas, Lara and I had so much fun together.Our last port was in Colon, Panama. We went with the singles group to a beautiful beach resort for fun in the pool and a yummy lunch. It was so beautiful there. Stew, Nico and I at the beach resort in Panama
As we were leaving Panama, we were able to hold the cutest little monkey!

This is my dance partner, Dustin. We tore it up on the dance floor every night!

Jen, Lara and I on the last night of the cruise. I didn't want to leave. Everyone was so great and I met so many wonderful friends.Adam, Maurice, Nicolette and I enjoying the last night on the cruise.

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT SPRING UNTIL WE CAN CRUISE AGAIN... CIAO!

My brief time as a mascot...

2009-10-20T15:13:00.001-06:00

...was not smiled upon.

Instead of Marge Simpson, how about...

2009-10-15T08:38:00.000-06:00

...EH??

Friends - Please take note

2009-09-24T09:41:00.000-06:00

Friends and Family, now is the time to start planning ahead for my next birthday party.

Take note

Disney/Marvel

2009-09-09T11:12:00.000-06:00

By now you've all heard of Disney buying Marvel. The debates will roll on as to whether or not this was the right move for child friendly Disney. I personally think it's AMAZING and will turn out to be brilliant. I came across a very creative gallery of pictures to show what the Disney/Marvel merger effect will be on some of your more traditional Disney princesses... I think I like them better than the originals, BY FAR:)

Lauren's WAY hotter

2009-09-04T09:36:00.000-06:00

Eyes are up here, Humphrey!
I have always hated this picture. Humphrey Bogart is shamelessly looking down Marilyn Monroe’s dress right in front of his girlfriend Lauren Bacall-who is way hotter, as far as I’m concerned!

Take THAT, ya little monsters!

2009-08-31T09:42:00.000-06:00

My fine feathered friends strike again! Excellent work

The Lake of Bears

2009-08-24T11:52:00.001-06:00

Last weekend, a group of friends drove to Bear Lake for a night of camping bliss. It ended up raining the entire night. Some say rain is a restful, soothing sound. I beg to differ. I didn't sleep at all, but that could have been attributed to my clogged nostrils. I'm pretty sure it was the rain though.

We spent a whole 10 minutes playing at the lake. There was a baywatch dive, a hilarious faceplant, a mooning and a discovery of some boots. And then we left.

My leg hair grew an inch...

2009-08-10T12:00:00.000-06:00

Randah, Tricia and I spent this last weekend at Randah's parents cabin in Victor, ID. It was one COLD trip, but very enjoyable.We went white water rafting on the snake river and opted for the sexy wetsuits since it was supposed to be pretty chilly on the river. Glad we wore them! It ended up being FREEZING!!After our rafting adventure, we spent the afternoon exploring the Hole which belongs to Jackson. There were so many great stores and the atmosphere was very relaxed.Saturday we went on a long hike which lead to some wind caves. It rained almost the entire time, but it was so fun! We had a blast and got a good workout at the same time.The caves were so rad, but scary because it was pitch black. There were lots of little tunnels to crawl through, but my fear of small spaces held me back.This picture was taken in the dark. You can see by the fear in my face that a zombie could possibly be behind us...
Thanks to Randah for hosting an incredible, fun-filled, relaxing weekend.

Sleeping Beauty is lame

2009-07-31T15:16:00.000-06:00

Sleeping Beauty vs. Jasmine

Sleeping Beauty is a worthless princess. She doesn't do ANYTHING. She pricks her finger (idiot) and falls asleep for 100 years, waiting for her handsome prince to kiss her and break the spell. LAME!! Give me feisty Jasmine anyday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANDON

2009-07-28T12:01:00.000-06:00

We celebrated Landon's 6th birthday at Chuck E Cheese. He had a blast! He loved the games and spending time with his family. The pizza wasn't as bad as I had expected and I didn't contact food poisoning which is always a plus. I did however feel the need to shower afterwards. Too many germs for me to handle...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANDON! LOVE YOU!

Another night with MARCUS

2009-07-17T10:46:00.001-06:00

I'm certainly not a Marcus virgin. This makes 9 times that I've seen him live. Last night Susan, some friends and I went to see Marcus at the Trolley Square Wiseguys. He was hilarious and smokin hot as always. There were also some very funny opening comedians, including CatSnake, who I would love to see again. He was creepy, awkward & funny, just the way I love my men.

We're Coming to America!

2009-07-07T14:31:00.000-06:00

This weekend was full of family and fun. Uncle John finally was married to Holly in the Bountiful Temple. Since all the family was here (we even had some of our family from England come visit), we decided to turn it into a mini-family reunion.

My beautiful crazy family.

My best friend Jenny drove up from Arizona to spend a day with my family and I. It was so good to see her.

We spent the 4th of July in Huntsville, UT. They had family relay races going on. We signed up hoping to win the $800 dollar grand prize. We did tremendous, but didn't take the top prize. We came in at 9th place and we we're ecstatic to have won a package of cookies!

Later that evening, the dancing began. Landon and I busted out some incredible moves and had a blast doing it. It was a wonderful weekend and I'm thankful to have such an amazing family.

I told him to duck...

2009-06-26T15:18:00.000-06:00

....after I threw the dart at him. Not my fault he got in the way of my board. This is why I don't like most kids, they ruin everything!

Shirtlessness Delight

2009-06-22T10:43:00.000-06:00

Tasty! Now this is what I'm talking about!
If you like men that look like men, with a little bit of fur, do I have a website for you! Squarehippies.com, for women and gay men who are sick of the overly manscaped. Hats off to Ryan Reynolds for being a sexy beast and keeping some of his appetizing man fur.

CHICKEN TETRAZZINI!

2009-06-16T09:56:00.000-06:00

It's Still a FELONY! On Friday, I was able to see Joel McHale, the host of The Soup, for a 2nd time this year. He performed at A-Brave-Anal Hall. We had great seats and he was just as funny as ever! It always makes for a good weekend when you get to see the brilliant Joel up close and personal.

GOD BLESS JOEL MCHALE

Do It! DO IT!!

2009-06-08T09:46:00.000-06:00

DO IT, KID!! LISTEN TO THAT VOICE IN YOUR HEAD!! IT'S JUST A WIFFLE BAT!! IT WON'T HURT........MUCH!!

Etiquette Tip for the Day

2009-06-02T16:26:00.000-06:00

Never attempt to cop an unauthorized feel by employing an otherwise acceptable move, including any of the following:

A lingering hello or goodbye hug
A protective arm flung across the front-seat passenger's chest
The "here, let me help you fasten that seatbelt" reach
The Heimlich maneuver for someone who isn't choking
Digging for popcorn at the bottom of his empty bag

We've got a BALLA in our midst

2009-05-15T11:52:00.000-06:00

Landon's 1st coach pitch baseball game was last night. What an amazing little player he is! He knows exactly what to do. When to throw, when to hit, and when to run and he's only 5!! Plus he has some mega skills going on. He's definiltey going to the pro's. Chipper Jones, you'd better watch yo back!
I don't think I've seen the kid happier then when he is on the baseball field. I'm excited to watch the rest of the season as the little Milwaukee Brewers go undoubtedly undefeated.

Does Wolverine suk, or blow?

2009-05-07T16:17:00.000-06:00

DEPENDS OR YOUR PERSPECTIVE.
Who cares, go see it anyway! Reason? It should be seen on the big screen, its an action movie... cool stuff blowing up and hot men. ALSO, it will leave theaters quickly..cause it aint that good. AND Star Trek will be in theaters for months... because its that good, so no hurry.

This Swine Flu Madness Has Got to Stop...

2009-05-01T11:24:00.000-06:00

Some perspective.

This picture was probably taken during the 30's, the 40's perhaps.

This one was taken this year.

One would then have to conclude that people are just as stupid as they were 50 to 70 years ago. Progress: we aren’t making any. I don’t want to get sick and my guess is you don’t want to either unless you hate your job more than being ill but in this country when the media says, “jump” the stupid listen and not only jump - they blast off. So, schools are closing and your co-workers are wearing masks thinking it will keep them from getting sick. I am not a doctor and know very little about disease spread patterns or how viruses form but I do know how people behave when words are used like “pandemic” and people try to inform you something is spreading from Mexico, people are going to lose their minds. The LA Time reported today that scientists say this flu strain is no worse than the one that kills 10,000 people every winter. So why all the attention? Maybe it takes you away from more important stories of death and lack of humanity in the world. Maybe it takes you away from what your government is doing with your tax dollar or who we are bombing this week and how many civilians were killed. It’s a ratings game and the more you are scared and await instructions the more you are going to see ads for things you don’t need and probably buy them.

We are closing schools and expect to see masked people walking among us because the parents panic and the schools don’t want to get sued. Personally, I will avoid these people. If I owned a company and my employees showed up in masks I would know who to lay off first. Think for yourself. If something sounds like it is being sold to you get the facts and don’t go with the crowd.

No kidding...

2009-04-29T11:24:00.000-06:00

It's a monkey riding a bull... Awesome.

WANNA FIGHT!?

2009-04-27T15:29:00.000-06:00

The girls and I went to the new Wiseguys downtown Salt Lake location this weekend where the smokin' hot Marcus was headlining. It was a hilarious show and a fun filled night. I have seen Marcus live MANY times and I never get tired of him. Those of you who attended the show with me will understand the title to this post. We love you Michael J. Fox!!

Earlier this weekend, Susan and I helped our friend Dan-O celebrate his birthday at Famous Dave's. We had a great time and we hope his special day was everything he hoped for and more.

My new sport.

2009-04-20T08:57:00.000-06:00

I decided I need a new hobby. For awhile I was doing kickboxing. I go on weekly walks... but I need something new to keep me fit. So I've turned to... BABY JUMPING! Utah has more baby's than anywhere in the US, and it doesn't cost much to play. This is a chance to get in on the new craze and cash in big time. Let's form a league! WHO'S WITH ME!?!?

Advice to parents from the girl with no kids

2009-04-16T12:50:00.000-06:00

I mean, seriously. Watch the Dog Whisperer. Parenting 101. It's all there...

Got Em'

2009-04-14T14:40:00.000-06:00

So I finally have hard copies of my Elton John concert tickets in my possession. My excitement chills are becoming more than I can handle! As Landon would ask... How many more minutes until November?

Words to live by.

2009-04-03T14:36:00.001-06:00

I mean, really. What more do you need to guide you through life without sorrow? The key to true happiness is right here. This is it!... The meaning of life! You have just been blasted with knowledge. Do what you will with it.

Til We Meet Again...

2009-03-20T09:43:00.000-06:00

George Douglas Wimer, my loving grandfather, passed away peacefully on March 8, 2009. Grandpa was born to Ruth Clegg and George Jacob Wimer in Heber City, UT on July 5, 1926 in the same house and same room where his mother was born. He graduated from Ventura Jr. College where he loved and played football. He met Ilene Earl in Berkeley, CA and they were married September 4, 1946 in the Salt Lake LDS Temple. Grandpa served in the US Army from 1946-1948 and was stationed in Japan. He then attended USC graduating in 1952 with a degree in Civil Engineering. Grandpa worked for North American Rockwell for 30 years and retired after a successful and rewarding career. Grandpa loved his family, friends, his home in Heber, his pets, TC, live steam trains and many other interests. He had a strong testimony of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. He lived a rich and fulfilling life. He was very loved and will be missed by many. He is survived by his wife, Ilene; daughter, Shelley (Chris) Dahlin; Grandchildren: Ryan (Brenna) Ball, Cameron (Candy) Ball, and Jocelyn Ball; Great-Grandchildren: Rylie, Rune, Kharma and Sophie; his son, Tracy (Jill) Wimer; Grandchildren: Brittany, Dallin (Aubrey), Missy and Landon Wimer.

I love my grandfather! He lived a good life and I've learned so many things about him that are so amazing! He truly loved the Gospel. He had kept all of his ordinance records, from baptism to becoming a High Preist. He loved his wife Ilene with all his heart. He would do anything for her. He was always adament about men treating their wifes' like princesses. I can only hope to find someone to marry as incredible as he was. I will miss him dearly. I'm so thankful for the knowledge that I have of the plan of Salvation. I love you Grandpa.

Til We Meet Again...

We got more bounce in CALIFORNIA then all y'all combined!!

2009-03-17T14:48:00.000-06:00

My friends and I headed down to Long Beach, CA this last weekend. Oh My, what a good time we had! Our purpose in driving 1500 miles in 3 days was to see Mr. Joel McHale, the host of my favorite television show. THE SOUP. It was worth every second of the drive. Of course, 4 fun single girls make the most out of every second and it turned out to be the bestest road trip EVER.

On the way down, we took a detour to Buffalo Bills to ride the famous Desperado roller coaster. I think my skin flew off of my face for a breif moment, but it was great. We also rode a ride called Turbo Drop. This ride is pretty much the same as "The Rocket" at Lagoon, but A LOT more sketchy. And that includes the ride operator.

IT'S MILEY!! But really... It's Joel! AMAZING. Friday night we went to the Long Beach convention center to see Joel. He signed a few things for Susan and I after the show (he didn't spell my name right, but of course I'll forgive him). We chatted it up with him for about 10 minutes and then we were on our way. It was a great night.

Saturday we drove down to Laguna Beach, My home town! I gotsta represent ya heard. We had so much fun playing on the beach and walking around all the cute little shops they have.

We met a guy on the beach that had a few exotic birds. He let us hold and take pictures with the parrots. Thank the heavens they were potty trained!

After we spent a few hours in Laguna Beach, we drove to Newport Beach. (I still miss Ryan, Marissa, Seth & Summer) It was perfect weather. Sunny and warm! We played in the sand and took a quick dip in the ocean. BURRR. I think I could live on the beach. My new ambition in life is to become a beach bum. I didn't realise just how much I missed the smell and feel of beach life. *tear*

We were able to visit the Newport Beach Temple that afternoon. Beautiful.

God Bless California

I'll be seeing you soon!

2009-02-23T15:10:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to give a quick shout out to my main squeeze, Joel. I'll be seeing you soon hot cakes. Let's frolic on the beach when I get down there.

Much Love!

It's SO cliche'...

2009-02-17T15:19:00.000-07:00

Valentine's Day has come and gone. This season, I've been a little anti-boy. I didn't want any dates, flowers or gifts. ALL I wanted was to view the new remake of Friday the 13th and to go to my favorite comedian, Marcus's show at Wiseguys. Which I did! It was more amazing than any date a guy could've taken me on. Friday the 13th wasn't as good as I thought it would be, but it satisfied my gore craving for the week so I gave it a 2 star rating.

After the movie and dinner, Susan, some friends and I headed to the comedy show. We had a BLAST!! Before the show, we had the amazing idea that we should go and try to meet Marcus. Well - we met him alright! He even had about a 10 minute conversation with us. It was glorious and he is SO good looking. You can see for yourself...

This was my 5th time seeing Marcus perform live and like always he did a fabulous show. It was a good night. God bless Valentine's Day

May appeal to some...

2009-02-10T10:38:00.000-07:00

I may not know what art is...

But I know when it's overrated.

Adieu Andrew!

2009-02-03T14:34:00.000-07:00

We are going to miss you Andrew! Friday night, we had a goodbye party at our home for our lovely friend Andrew. He will be embarking on a new adventure for the Army to Oklahoma. Andrew is the sweetest, most down to earth fellow and will be greatly missed.
In the words of Supertramp, I leave him with this song...

Goodbye Andrew, it's been nice

Hope you find your paradise!

Hope your dreams will all come true

Goodbye Andrew, goodbye Andrew

Will we ever meet again

Feel no sorrow, feel no pain

Come tomorrow, see you again!

THERE WILL BE GOOD SOUP

2009-01-21T08:43:00.000-07:00

I haven't blogged in awhile so I thought I would give a quick shout out to a couple of the best things in my life right now. First, The Bachelor. This amazing show is just what I need every week. It feeds me the drama and love that I lack and watching the petty cat fights brings me so much joy! The second and final thing that I'm going to mention is JOEL MCHALE (and let's be honest... He's really all that matters in this world). I look forward to every Friday night when I get to enjoy a nice warm bowl of soup and stare at this stunning man. Joel, Lou and Spaghetti cat bring me so much pleasure! While the world is experiencing so much disorder at the moment, I have Joel to keep me in high spirits.

AS LONG AS BIMBOS COMPETE FOR LOVE...

THERE WILL BE GOOD SOUP

God Bless Joel McHale

MORE BEADS PLEASE!!

2009-01-06T15:16:00.001-07:00

WOW! Wait, Scratch that... Let's make it a DOUBLE WOW!! I think my roommates and I have to be the best party throwers EVER. We had yet another party at our wonderful home on New Year's Eve. About 60 people came looking for a good time and that's exactly what we gave them. We had everything from balloons and tons of food to pimp cups and kissing beads! The kissing beads turned out to be a big hit. Go figure! If someone wanted to aquire some beads they had to kiss someone and have one of the four hostess's witness the kiss. It wouldn't be a New Year's Eve party without some smoochin'!

And incase you were wondering... Yes... That is the same guy in all the pictures. He sure loved collecting beads!

The best part of the night for me was spending time with friends. Memories last forever. Everyone had a brilliant time and we've already started to get questions about when our next party is! 2008 was a great year which I'll never forget and I know 2009 will be even better. God bless 2009!

It's Christmas time!

2009-01-05T10:59:00.001-07:00

The snow angels in heaven must have known I love white Christmas's because boy did they deliver! Landon and I suited up in our snow gear on Christmas day and headed out to enjoy the mounds of snow. We had a blast! We tried to build a snowman, but the dogs kept knocking it over so we decided to make snow angels instead. The extended family was planning on coming up for the day, but the roads were so bad that they decided to stay home. It was a nice relaxing holiday.

MAMMA MIA!

2008-12-23T10:59:00.000-07:00

I love Christmas time and Cheesecake Factory!! Last night, the roomies and I headed out for dinner and our gift exchange. We had a brilliant time! The food was excellent and so were the presents. We always have a fun time together. I'm so grateful that I have Randah, Susan and Nicolette as my roommates. They are the great and I wouldn't trade them for anyone!

Susan loves her Utes blanket from Randah!

Nico is immensely enjoying her lotion and scarf I got for her

Randah is ecstatic about her cute pajama pants from Nicolette

And I absolutely LOVED my Mamma Mia DVD, although Susan tried to trick me by giving me another DVD wrapped up. Sneaky Sneaky

Once we got home, we decided to open stockings. Everyone was thrilled about their stocking stuffers! Playboy Playing cards, Gandolfo gift card and a truth & dare game... Who could ask for more!!

HOWEVER... I believe I received the greatest gift of the night...

It's a photo of my beloved Joel McHale! It's definitely going in a frame to hang next to my bed. Darn you Joel for being married. DARN YOU!!

You Decide... It's only obvious!

2008-12-15T10:41:00.000-07:00

Well Sunday evening, we had our annual gingerbread house contest. The competitors were the girls against the guys. The girls' house is on the right and the boys is on the left. Guess who won...
That's right! The girls dominated with an extremely elegant and beautiful gingerbread house. This is the second year in a row that we've won. Boys, don't mess with us!

Although, the boys added a little haunted house feel to theirs which I really liked.
I thought the snowman's head ripped off with a little blood oozing down the roof was a great touch, but I may be a little biased since I'm a fan of horror movies! All in all, everyone put a lot of effort into the competition and everyone came out winners.

Every year, my cute mom gets everyone an ornament. She is so thoughtful and makes sure each one is personalized in some way. Everyone LOVED their ornaments!

I love spending time with my family and friends, especially during the Christmas season. Everyone just seems to be a little more grateful, loving, and happy.

Skate like the Wind!

2008-12-11T09:27:00.001-07:00

Monday night, Nicolette and I went ice skating at the Olympic Oval with the singles ward. After falling a few too many times, I think we finally got the hang of it. Nancy Kerrigan eat your heart out!

Jimi Hendrix would be proud

2008-12-01T10:00:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure playing Rock Band for 4 days straight has made me a better person, both physically and mentally. I traveled down to Arizona this Thanksgiving to spend some much needed friend time with Jenny, Nolynn and Josh. They picked me up from the airport Wednesday night and as soon as we got to the house, we busted out the Rock band and began rocking until I left on Saturday. In between our jammin sessions, we had Thanksgiving dinner. Which was absolutely delicious! Props to Jenny and her phenomenal cooking skills with a special thanks to her obsession with The Food Network channel. After dinner we continued with our quest to become the greatest "Rock Band" band ever.

Friday morning, we dismissed even the idea of getting up at an unthinkable hour to go shopping and slept in like you're SUPPOSED to do on a day off. We went to an afternoon showing of Twilight. I was a little disappointed in the movie, but it was mildly entertaining and I had some terrific popcorn so I ended up enjoying myself. Afterwards, we went shopping. UGH. I'm not a big shopper, but I desperately needed a pair of jeans so we started our pants pursuit. I found a pair that I LOVE, however they came at a costly price. I've never paid so much for jeans before. I'm hoping they'll bring good fortune my way and get me a hot date!
Saturday, we rocked it up some more and then headed off to the Phoenix Coyotes game. It was my first time at a professional hockey game and I had a blast! It was very exciting, but cold in the arena! We scored some free coyote mittens, which definitely came in handy.
Sunday was a gloomy day as I left sunny Arizona and headed home to Utah. I had a fantastic time spending a few days down there and I will miss my good friends a lot, but I know that I will see them again soon. I was actually excited to get home, see my roommates and start decorating for Christmas! Until next time...

Baby Come Back

2008-11-19T10:10:00.000-07:00

Now that I know carbon monoxide alarms going off = Firemen, I don't think i'd mind having the alarms go off every once in awhile. Monday night, as I was making some delicious rice krispie treats, alarms started going off in the house. My first thought was that it was the fire alarms from cooking over the stove. Susan, Nicolette and I immediately started opening up windows and doors to air out the house. After checking the fire detector, we soon realized that the alarms were actually coming from the carbon monoxide detector. Instantly we were on the phones with our dads asking what to do. First response our sweet father's gave us was to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE and call the fire department. After being able to only save one of our precious kitties (Scraggles was scared out of his mind from the alarms and hide inside the couch, so we left him to die...), we gathered together in the driveway. As we stood in the driveway, the most beautiful sight started driving down our street and parked right in front of our house. 5 angels jumped out of the truck to save us. I wasn't able to take a picture of them, but they looked like this...We melted. They made sure we were alright and then quickly ran in the house to detect the level of carbon monoxide. However, we were unaware that you're not supposed to open any windows or doors when your CO detectors go off, you're just to immediately evacutate the area. By opening windows and doors, the outside air will dilute the amount of CO which makes it harder for the hot firemen to get an accurate reading. Which is exactly what happened. The hot firemen couldn't find any readings of carbon monoxide in our house. They determined it was faulty batteries and suggested we replace them. The hot firemen stuck around for a little while afterwards to chit chat about football and "The Big Game" on Saturday with us girls. It turned out to be a pretty awesome night. I am so grateful to be part of a country where service men and women risk their lives daily to protect us. God bless America!

You can congratulate me now... or later...

2008-11-18T10:30:00.000-07:00

Children have fears growing up that most eventually overcome with age. But, some people always have these fears with them. Mine was E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Until just 24 hours ago, I was horribly afraid of this little alien ever since I watched the movie when I was younger. I would hallucinate him at night, knowing that he was planning on attack on me with his eerie long glowing finger. Recently, I was at home sick for a few days. While scanning through channels I came across E.T. on tv. At first I hurriedly changed the channel like I always did when I saw the capital letters of the "E" & the "T". But then I thought... I am 23 years old! Why am I still afraid of this movie?? What was so scary about it? I decided to watch it. The entire movie. By myself. I knew it would be difficult, but I wanted to finally get over my long-lived childhood fear. And I did! I watched the complete movie by myself, start to finish. There were times when my heart started racing and I wanted to cover my eyes, but I held strong and finished like a champion. I learned an important lesson that day... E.T. is your friend not an enemy. God Bless E.T.!

Pants Party 2008! AKA Halloween

2008-11-04T09:06:00.000-07:00

Halloween this year failed to disappoint. My roommates and I threw a HUGE party at our house Friday night. We estimated about 75-80 people showed up to party their hearts out. We had food, dancing, karaoke and games. Everyone had a brilliant time and the costumes were fantastic! We had voting for best male costume and best female costume. The winners were crowned King Halloween and Queen Halloween. We had such a great time that Halloween has now moved up on my list of favorite holidays. Definitely top 5.

I love bunnies. Poke poke...

The Trekkies

Our good friend Charles the swimming ninja pimp

The Cupid Shuffle. Hollllaaaa!

Randah (as Minnie Mouse) was crowned Queen Halloween and Blaine (as the Joker) was crowned King Halloween.

Until next time.... PEACE

The Dancing Queens

2008-10-28T10:48:00.000-06:00

Last night, the roommates and I had the honor of attending the Stake Halloween party. We all dressed up as hobo's. Awesome. Awesome night.

I didn't know this guy, but he had undoubtedly the greatest costume of the night. I just had to get my picture taken with him. He even had a badge that said "vote for Harvey Dent". May the beauty of Batman be with us all...

Keep it Classy Wimer family

2008-10-27T10:48:00.000-06:00

Sunday night dinner was Cafe' Rio themed at my parents house. My parents did the whole sha-bang! My mom found the glorious recipe for the sweet pork and the "special" house dressing that Rio has. It was definitely a dinner from the sweet Rio angels in Heaven.

High fives all around.

Although, at the end of the night...

We decided that actually going to Rio and spending $8 was a little easier.

And then it got late... and the masks came out...

Personally, I think we look like a million bucks. I've decided to convert to wearing the glasses full-time. I felt smarter.

Let's be honest, I don't know a single person who wouldn't want a piece of this...

We look ggooooooooddd. I mean REALLY good.

Creepy...

Harry Potter for the 4th year in a row. AWESOME

2008-10-21T09:25:00.000-06:00

Last night was our ward Halloween party. Most people dressed up, but there were a few slackers. You know who you are... I decided to be Harry Potter again at the last minute since it's pretty easy to pull together. A little eye liner for my scar, glasses and a t-shirt and I was good to go! The night turned out to be pretty fun.

Halloween twister, donut eating, and limbo contests... What more could you possibly ask for!?

ALL ABOARD!

2008-10-20T11:30:00.000-06:00

On Saturday, my dad's side of the family got together to spend the day with my Grandparents at their home in Heber. They will soon be moving to Cedar City. We all helped put together my Grandpa's antique train, afterwhich we had picture time! Oh the joys of family pictures...

My cousin Jocelyn, me and my sister-in-law Aubrey

After my dad and uncle Chris made a delicious dutch oven dinner, we celebrated Missy's 16th birthday. She is so excited to be a legal driver in just a week. I'll be staying off the roads for awhile

Landon felt bad that I didn't get any presents so he found a toy semi-truck for me. What an awesome little brother.

Family Shinanagans

2008-10-13T10:46:00.000-06:00

I recently attended my annual Family Hoopla down in St. George. It was great to catch up with everyone and spend some much needed time with the family. The house we stayed in was wonderful. It had 2 pools, sand volleyball court, game rooms, basketball court and much more. Needless to say, it kept us busy. Some of us took a journey down to Springdale, right outside of Zions Park, for one of the days to see some condo's my dad has been working on. Very impressive. Despite the rain, it was a good relaxing trip. Although, after sleeping on a single top bunk bed with Dallin scratching himself silly on the bottom bunk, I was very much ready to sleep in the sanctity of my own bedroom. God bless my family:)

I can't believe I'm doing this

2008-10-13T09:54:00.000-06:00

Geez. What have I done? I never wanted to enter the world of blogging, but I see all the joy and happiness that it brings my friends (blah) and I thought, why not? So... I'll give this bloggy thing a try... I just know everyone wants to keep tabs on me, I just know it!

*BRITTANY*

Getting ready for the weekend!

A shoutout to all the Hipsters out there!

i'm not going

Who's excited for summer??

Watch Conference!

it's all right there, people!

so blessed

Have a very Merry Zombie Christmas!!

...just think about it...

For Harry Potter fans

How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse - PART 3

How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse - PART 2

How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse - PART 1

Best news I've heard all day

One

summer = boating time!

Congratulations!

I can't think of a way...

MORE reasons BP needs to be punished for the oil spill

Atlantis Shuttle Launch

Only Gonna Break Break Your Heart...

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!

FINALLY

HAPPY ZOMBIE VALENTINE'S DAY!

Send em' my way

BRILLIANT

I LOVE this... and I don't know why

Let's just put this to rest right now...

He sees you when you're sleeping...

Diabeetus!

Something to help your holiday...

Edward is a douche.

VAMPIRES...

Let me see your 1, 2, Step!

My brief time as a mascot...

Instead of Marge Simpson, how about...

Friends - Please take note

Disney/Marvel

Lauren's WAY hotter

Take THAT, ya little monsters!

The Lake of Bears

My leg hair grew an inch...

Sleeping Beauty is lame

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANDON

Another night with MARCUS

We're Coming to America!

I told him to duck...

Shirtlessness Delight

CHICKEN TETRAZZINI!

Do It! DO IT!!

Etiquette Tip for the Day

We've got a BALLA in our midst

Does Wolverine suk, or blow?

This Swine Flu Madness Has Got to Stop...

No kidding...

WANNA FIGHT!?

My new sport.

Advice to parents from the girl with no kids

Got Em'

Words to live by.

Til We Meet Again...

We got more bounce in CALIFORNIA then all y'all combined!!

I'll be seeing you soon!

It's SO cliche'...

May appeal to some...

Adieu Andrew!

THERE WILL BE GOOD SOUP

MORE BEADS PLEASE!!

It's Christmas time!

MAMMA MIA!

You Decide... It's only obvious!

Skate like the Wind!

Jimi Hendrix would be proud

Baby Come Back

You can congratulate me now... or later...

Pants Party 2008! AKA Halloween

The Dancing Queens

Keep it Classy Wimer family

Harry Potter for the 4th year in a row. AWESOME

BRITTANY